Gopher's (
Fred Grandy) aunt (
Jane Powell), who Gopher doesn't know is a maid, comes aboard with her employer (
Mary Wickes) and falls in love with a fellow passenger (
Howard Keel); a playboy (
Joe Namath) uses an old girlfriend (
Karen Grassle) in a scheme on his best friend (
Fred Willard); a baby boy is reluctantly abandoned by his father (
Gary Burghoff), who is a ship's mechanic, and finds a sympathetic listener in a passenger (
Belinda Montgomery), who is an old high school friend.
—anonymous