- Charlie: [sees Claire writing in her diary] Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire.
- Charlie: Is that another one? Okay, we need to time the contractions, that's what you do, time the contractions. Okay.
- [counting]
- Charlie: One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy...
- Claire: Charlie!
- Charlie: [panicking] You just need to calm down, alright? Big deep breaths.
- [he starts taking really deep breaths]
- Charlie: Oh, bloody hell.
- Claire: Charlie, I need you to get Jack!
- Charlie: What?
- Claire: I'll be alright.
- Charlie: What? I'm not leaving you alone, I can deliver a baby. I can do this! This must happen all the time!
- Claire: Charlie, you don't know how to...
- Charlie: Wait, no, listen to me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing, but I'll figure it out. If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby.
- Claire: [looks at him funny]
- Charlie: Let me explain.
- [pauses]
- Charlie: I'm a drug addict. I was a drug addict. I'm clean now.
- Claire: Get Jack!
- Charlie: Right.
- Shannon: [after Hurley informs her Claire has been attacked] What? I am so not moving to the rape caves!
- Charlie: Hmm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. 'Course I don't wake up screaming.