- Teddy Clarke: You are a very rude young man, and you're ruining it for everybody.
- Leonard Hatred: Oh fuck off!
- Jack Morgan: I'm here with a special guest, his name is Adam Sandwich, now - who are you exactly?
- Adam Sandwich: I'm the British Counting Backwards champion!
- Jack Morgan: Oh that's fantastic! And I'm sure the crowd would love to hear a bit of backwards counting...?
- [crowd cheers in agreement]
- Adam Sandwich: I'll count backwards from twenty down to ten.
- Jack Morgan: OK, so let's have a handclap to get the rhythm going!
- Adam Sandwich: Twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, thir-fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven, TEN!