Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Green, Green Glow of Home (1993)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Clark Kent : Not exactly what you had in mind, huh?

  Lois Lane : Well, let's see, so far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship, treated as your girlfriend, and I insulted your parents. No, I couldn't have planned this.

• Clark Kent : Mom, Lois and I need to receive a fax tomorrow.

  Martha Kent : A fax?

  Lois Lane : Facsimile. It's a machine. A person can put a piece of paper in at one end and the person at the other end can get a copy if they have a fax machine too. It's sort of technical.

  Martha Kent : [uncovers fax machine]  Oh, I was just thinking that if you're expecting something, I think I'd better check the paper.

• Lois Lane : You are always editing my copy!

  Clark Kent : Okay, well next time you fight the bad guy and I'll write the story.

• Clark Kent : Fortunately for you, this weekend Smallville is holding the annual Corn Festival.

  Lois Lane : This is a good thing?

  Clark Kent : Sure! We'll get to see the Corn Queen Pageant, the Husk-Off, the Corn-o-rama, popcorn, cream corn, corn on the cob - we are in luck.

  Lois Lane : [sarcastically]  Oh be still my heart.

• Clark Kent : [after a bunch of guys jump out of the bushes and point guns at them]  There goes the picnic.

  Lois Lane : In case you were wondering, this wasn't part of the plan.

• Clark Kent : [while line dancing]  You actually know how to do this.

  Lois Lane : Last year I had a girlfriend convince me it was a great way to meet guys.

  Clark Kent : Was it?

  Lois Lane : Define "guys."