- Polygraph Technician: [hooking Clark up to a polygraph] Now, just say yes to these two questions to see if the machine is working right. Is your name Clark Kent?
- Clark Kent: Yes.
- Polygraph Technician: Are you Superman?
- Clark Kent: Yes.
- [machine registers his answer as true]
- Lois Lane: Where are you from? I mean, you're not from Kansas, that's for sure.
- Superman: I'm from another planet. A place called Krypton.
- Lois Lane: Do you mind if I write some of this down?
- Superman: No.
- Lois Lane: You seem, uh, to have all the parts of a man.
- Superman: Well, I am a man, Lois. Just like you're a woman.
- Lois Lane: I'm really glad you're here. But why are you here?
- Superman: To help.
- Lois Lane: To help. I need a little bit more of a quote than that. Something like, "I have not yet begun to fight," or, "Damn the torpedoes." Something like that. I mean if you said, "I am here to fight for truth or justice."
- Superman: Well truth and justice, that sounds good. You can use that.
- [Someone shouts for help]
- Lois Lane: What is it?
- Superman: Someone's in trouble.
- Lois Lane: This is a job for Superman, right?
- Lois Lane: What's going on is the warrant is phony.
- Clark Kent: Phony?
- Perry White: Phony as a lock of Elvis's hair from a Memphis souvenir shop.
- Lois Lane: Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy.