Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)
Lethal Weapon (1997)
Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman
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Quotes
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Superman : Rumors are far more dangerous than the truth, and I never hide from the truth.
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[Lois is rambling on one of her tangents]
Clark Kent : Honey, Honey, Honey you are doing that manic thing.
Lois Lane : Oh that's just how I deal with anxiety.
Clark Kent : I know but it's making mine worse!
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Lois Lane : First thing in the morning we're getting to the bottom of this red kryptonite thing.
Clark Kent : Man just when I start feeling like a normal every day guy something like this happens. You know Lois for the first time in my life I feel like I could actually hurt innocent people.
Lois Lane : Well you would never knowingly hurt anyone. You're a careful and caring person. Like you said, we're going to get to the bottom of this.
[They both get into bed and turn the lights out]
Lois Lane : Uh, owe.
Clark Kent : [Turns the light back on] Lois, Honey... Honey what's the matter with your arm? Where did you get that bruise?
Lois Lane : That bruise, um, I just uh bumped into a cabinet or something. You know me always running into things.
Clark Kent : No you're not.
[Lois looks guilty]
Clark Kent : Wait a minute. Don't tell me I gave you that bruise when I hugged you this morning?
Lois Lane : Clark it's nothing.
Clark Kent : I'm so sorry.
[Climbs out of bed]
Lois Lane : I can't even feel it. Clark it was an accident. Where are you going?
Clark Kent : Downstairs.
Lois Lane : What? No you don't have to do that.
Clark Kent : I'm like a loaded gun! It's not safe for you to be around me.
[Tries to open the door but breaks the handle off instead]
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Lois Lane : [Lois comes home to find the house looking like a tornado came through] Clark?
[She finds Clark sitting dejected in a corner]
Lois Lane : What happened?
Clark Kent : I hiccuped.
Lois Lane : What?
Clark Kent : [Says a little louder] I hiccuped. And our house turned into The Poseidon Adventure.
Lois Lane : Then what?
Clark Kent : I swallowed a teaspoon full of sugar and held my breath just like my mom taught me when I was a kid. This is unbelievable. The one thing I could always count on my whole life, my strength, it's become my biggest weakness.
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Clark Kent : So do you want to go back home and finish our little poker game?
Lois Lane : Oh, okay. You don't stand a chance.
Clark Kent : You're probably right.
[Uses his x-ray on Lois]
Lois Lane : Excuse me what did you just do?
Clark Kent : Well you are such a good poker player I figure that might be as close to a win as I get tonight.
Lois Lane : Well you should let me know when you're going to do that, I'll put on my good lingerie.
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Lois Lane : [Whistles as Clark takes his pants off] Okay so far I'm up by a watch, a belt and a pair of pants. If you lose this hand you can just kiss that shirt goodbye.
Clark Kent : Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer in Vegas?
Lois Lane : Some people just have a better card sense than others.
Clark Kent : Okay. I will see your shirt... and I will raise you everything else you have on.
Lois Lane : I'll call. What'd you got?
Clark Kent : Full house, read um and weep.
Lois Lane : Ugh, two pair.
Clark Kent : Yes!
Lois Lane : Well that was amazing how you pulled that off. You didn't happen to use any of your, uh, buzz-buzz?
Clark Kent : Lois, I would never use a little *buzz-buzz* to cheat at cards.
Lois Lane : Alright. Shuffle them up while you're hot. Get ready to taste the agony of-
[Sees Clark's face as he hears an alarm]
Lois Lane : Oh no.
Clark Kent : Sounds like the bank alarm. I better check it out.
Lois Lane : [Looks disappointed] I know.
Clark Kent : Besides it'll give you a chance to hone up on that card sense of yours.
[Winks at Lois as he rushes off]
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Lois Lane : How was your check-up?
Clark Kent : Inconclusive.
Lois Lane : What do we do now? Is there anyone else you can see for a second opinion? What am I saying?
Clark Kent : Honey, it's going to be okay, I promise.
Lois Lane : [a few minutes later Lois sees Clark at his desk grimace] What's the matter? Is everything alright?
Clark Kent : Honey, just relax. It's cold coffee.
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Lois Lane : [Just saw the mayor in a heated conversation with Dr Klein] What was that all about?
Dr. Klein : They're a bit concerned that Superman may still go berserk. And I am absolutely forbidden under any circumstances to tell you that kryptonite is being removed from our vault and formed into bullets and that a marksman will be on Superman's tail to take him out if anything goes wrong.
Lois Lane : What?
Dr. Klein : Whatever you do, don't tell Superman.
Lois Lane : [a few minutes later, Superman has just stopped the bad guys as Lois arrives] Superman, duck!
[Superman is hit and goes down as Lois rushes to him]
Lois Lane : Superman, it was a kryptonite bullet.
Superman : It's alright, it just grazed me thanks to your...
Lois Lane : Big mouth?