- Lois Lane: A trick's a trick no matter how big or small, once you figure it out it's not magic any more.
- Clark Kent: Close your eyes.
- [Lois gives him a look]
- Clark Kent: Close them.
- [Lois closes her eyes]
- Clark Kent: Count to three.
- Lois Lane: [reluctantly] 1, 2, 3
- [opens her eyes and there are flowers sitting on her desk]
- Lois Lane: How did you do that?
- Clark Kent: If I told you, it wouldn't be magic anymore.
- Nicky Collins: Look, that's the box I was in.
- Lois Lane: Well, at least we know there's nothing surprising about this trick anymore.
- [opens the box to see a dead body inside and closes it fast]
- Lois Lane: No. No surprise
- Lois Lane: [to Cat after finding out that Arthur Chow married someone else] That's too bad. I already had my wedding present picked out for you. Personalized stationary: "From the desk of Cat Chow."
- Lois Lane: [to Nick, who is currently brainwashed by the television] How long have you been in here?
- [Nick is unresponsive as he continues to look at the tv]
- TV Announcer: You are watching The Magic Channel.
- Lois Lane: [glancing to the tv for a minute before looking at Nick] You're really giving TV a bad name.
- [she begins pacing around the room]
- Lois Lane: There must be a way out of here.
- [She stops to look at Scotty again]
- Lois Lane: Don't worry, I'm a very capable...
- [She trails off as she looks at the tv again]
- TV Announcer: You are watching The Magic Channel.
- Lois Lane: [slowly losing her consciousness] What was I...? Right, got to...
- [Lois ultimately trails off one last time when she turns her attention back to the television]
- TV Announcer: You are watching The Magic Channel. You are watching The Magic Channel.
- [Now completely hypnotized, Lois and her whole body become stiff as she stares at the tv with a blank stare]