- Matt McGuire: Why can't I go camping?
- Sam McGuire: We'll camp this weekend with your mom.
- [Matt smiles]
- Sam McGuire: In the house.
- [the smile is quickly wiped off Matt's face]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Danny, what do you expect to find in the woods?
- Danny Kessler: Something like... When wild animals attack!
- [does an exaggerated karate move]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that?"