- Lizzie and Miranda: Not helping Gordo.
- Matt McGuire: [pretending to wimper] But this is really important. If I don't fix this football, I'll get in trouble and my sister
- [stopped faking]
- Matt McGuire: who really didn't anything
- [continuing to wimper]
- Matt McGuire: will get in trouble and maybe you can trade me this football for that nice, new one?
- Albert, The Shopkeeper: Aww... that's really touching. Let me see... No!
- Matt McGuire: WAHHH!
- [pretending to cry]
- Jo McGuire: [after Lizzie gets off the phone] Nice of you to join us.
- Lizzie McGuire: Sorry.
- Matt McGuire: It's not THAT nice.
- Lizzie McGuire: The only thing worse than having Matt and Lanny around, is not having Matt and Lanny around.
- [Gordo takes a lot of food out of the refrigerator and makes himself a very complicated sandwich, which is a foot tall]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [about to eat the sandwich] Nah. I think I will order a pizza.
- Jeremy: How dumb do you think we are?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Uh... Do you really want me to answer that?