Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

The Longest Yard (2002)

Sean Sweeney: Albert, The Shopkeeper

Quotes 

• Matt McGuire : [pretending to wimper]  But this is really important. If I don't fix this football, I'll get in trouble and my sister

  [stopped faking] 

  Matt McGuire : who really didn't anything

  [continuing to wimper] 

  Matt McGuire : will get in trouble and maybe you can trade me this football for that nice, new one?

  Albert, The Shopkeeper : Aww... that's really touching. Let me see... No!

  Matt McGuire : WAHHH!

  [pretending to cry]