- [because all the girls in his English class have a crush on their Scottish substitute teacher, Mr. Keith, Gordo thinks it'll work for him as well especially since his one-eighth Scottish himself]
- Gordo: [in a Scottish accent] Oh! An A! I'm ever so proud! I'll be feasting in merriment at Castle Gordon tonight!
- [Lizzie, Miranda, Kate and Veruca are fighting over their substitute English teacher, Mr. Keith]
- Gordo: Can you believe this?
- Larry Tudgeman: No. They should be fighting over me
- [Tudgeman leaves]
- Gordo: [shakes his head; laughs slightly] Tudgeman.
- Ewan Keith: Who here actually knows any poems?
- [Larry raises his hand]
- Gordo: "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" doesn't count.
- [Larry lowers his hand, disappointed]
- Lizzie McGuire: I need your help.
- Gordo: You sure do. Your date is a little underdressed.
- [points to Fredo the chimpanzee]
- Lizzie McGuire: Did you hear that, Miranda? He was afraid I wasn't gonna make it.
- Miranda Sanchez: Yeah. Big - whoop.