Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

The Greatest Crush of All (2003)

Adam Lamberg: David 'Gordo' Gordon

Quotes 

• [because all the girls in his English class have a crush on their Scottish substitute teacher, Mr. Keith, Gordo thinks it'll work for him as well especially since his one-eighth Scottish himself] 

  Gordo : [in a Scottish accent]  Oh! An A! I'm ever so proud! I'll be feasting in merriment at Castle Gordon tonight!

• [Lizzie, Miranda, Kate and Veruca are fighting over their substitute English teacher, Mr. Keith] 

  Gordo : Can you believe this?

  Larry Tudgeman : No. They should be fighting over me

  [Tudgeman leaves] 

  Gordo : [shakes his head; laughs slightly]  Tudgeman.

• Ewan Keith : Who here actually knows any poems?

  [Larry raises his hand] 

  Gordo : "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" doesn't count.

  [Larry lowers his hand, disappointed] 

• Lizzie McGuire : I need your help.

  Gordo : You sure do. Your date is a little underdressed.

  [points to Fredo the chimpanzee]