- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I'd rather impress the ladies with what's in my mind than what's in my wallet.
- Ethan Craft: That's deep.
- Lizzie McGuire: Think about your independence, Gordo. You would never have to ask your parents for anything ever again.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: But I like asking my parents for things. It's really the only time I ever talk to them.
- Ethan Craft: I think that acting just isn't for me. I mean, all that walking and talking at the same time.