- Elizabeth Brooke "Lizzie" McGuire: You little weasel. I'll teach you to make fun of me.
- Matt McGuire: Oh, I don't have to be taught, I already know how.
- [imitates Lizzie]
- Matt McGuire: 'Oh, I'm Lizzie! Notice me!'
- Matt McGuire: Come on, let's go watch the golf.
- Elizabeth Brooke "Lizzie" McGuire: No! I can't. I just told Ethan that I had to stay in here for a while. If I go out there, he'll think I'm a complete baboon.
- Matt McGuire: Trust me, there's a million other reasons for him to think you're a complete baboon.