- [on a date at a science museum with a boy she's not interested in]
- Lizzie McGuire: Larry, you have all this knowledge, and you express yourself so well.
- Larry Tudgeman: Well, I'm very intrigued by the world around me. Hey look, Lizzie - the mitral valve.
- Animated Lizzie: Very icky interests, but the thing about Tudgeman is, for a dork, he's got a lot of self-confidence.
- Larry Tudgeman: See, I like what I like, and I don't worry about what other people think. I mean, boybands are a trend, but the circulatory system is forever.
- Miranda Sanchez: Have you lost your mind? She can't go out with Larry Tudgeman. Tudgeman!
- Lizzie McGuire: Miranda, it's just one dumb date!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: One dumb date for Lizzie, but it's one giant date for every boy who has ever been dissed by a girl.