Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Misadventures in Babysitting (2001)

Jake Thomas: Matt McGuire

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Quotes 

• Lizzie : This had better come out of the carpet, Matt.

  [to Miranda] 

  Lizzie : What'd you give him grape juice for? I told you ginger ale. At least ginger ale isn't purple.

  Miranda : Grape juice was the only thing that would shut him up. He won't do a thing you say.

  Lizzie : Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up now.

  Matt McGuire : No.

  Miranda : See?

  Lizzie : Zip it!

  Miranda : Why should I? He won't.

  Lizzie : Matt, starting right now, you do everything I tell you or I'll tell Mom and Dad.

  Matt McGuire : Nuh-uh. You want Mom and Dad to think you're a good babysitter, so you're going to say things went great.

  Lizzie : Then I'll squash you like a bug instead.

  Matt McGuire : Then I'll tell Mom and Dad. Face it. I'm in charge here.

  Lizzie : No. I'm in charge here.

  Gordo : Matt, what do you say we go upstairs and find you a clean shirt?

  Matt McGuire : Okay.

  Lizzie : How come he does what you say?

  Gordo : Well, I'm an older male. He's impressed by me.

  Lizzie : Well, I'm in charge here and he's supposed to do what I say, not what you say.

  Gordo : Who cares who says to do it? He needs a new shirt. He's as sticky as the floor of a movie theater.

• Jo McGuire : [to Matt]  Oh, hi, honey. How was practice?

  Matt McGuire : Zachary Greenwald accidentally fell on a sprinkler head and had to get stitches. It was really cool.

  Sam McGuire : And Matt came very close to actually kicking the ball. Didn't you, champ?

  Matt McGuire : Oh, yeah.

  Sam McGuire : [mouths to Jo]  No way.

• Jo McGuire : Oh, Debbie Gotchalk called. She can't babysit tomorrow night.

  Sam McGuire : Well, is there someone else we can get?

  Lizzie : Oh, oh, don't get that Olivia Skivin. She makes us listen to country-western non-stop.

  Matt McGuire : Not Mrs. Harvey. She smells dead.

  Jo McGuire : Well, we're not going for Tammy up the street 'cause she makes more an hour than I do.

  Sam McGuire : No way we're going with Mrs. Jaffey. Who lets a 10-year-old boy drink an entire quart of maple syrup?

  Matt McGuire : I liked her.