Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Misadventures in Babysitting (2001)

Hallie Todd: Jo McGuire

Quotes 

• Jo McGuire : [to Matt]  Oh, hi, honey. How was practice?

  Matt McGuire : Zachary Greenwald accidentally fell on a sprinkler head and had to get stitches. It was really cool.

  Sam McGuire : And Matt came very close to actually kicking the ball. Didn't you, champ?

  Matt McGuire : Oh, yeah.

  Sam McGuire : [mouths to Jo]  No way.

• Jo McGuire : Oh, Debbie Gotchalk called. She can't babysit tomorrow night.

  Sam McGuire : Well, is there someone else we can get?

  Lizzie : Oh, oh, don't get that Olivia Skivin. She makes us listen to country-western non-stop.

  Matt McGuire : Not Mrs. Harvey. She smells dead.

  Jo McGuire : Well, we're not going for Tammy up the street 'cause she makes more an hour than I do.

  Sam McGuire : No way we're going with Mrs. Jaffey. Who lets a 10-year-old boy drink an entire quart of maple syrup?

  Matt McGuire : I liked her.

• Sam McGuire : [about Lizzie babysitting]  Sweetheart, you're just not ready yet. This is a big responsibility.

  Lizzie : You've always told me I can do anything if I set my mind to it, honey. And I've set my mind to this. I can do it.

  Jo McGuire : We do say that, Sam.

• Sam McGuire : Okay, look, I just think it was a mistake leaving Lizzie in charge. She's only 13.

  Jo McGuire : Yeah, well, she's only 13, but I mean, she never gets in trouble at school, she gets there and back all by herself and I think she's the only one in the house who knows how to make the picture-in-picture work.

  Sam McGuire : Yeah, but she sleeps until noon on the weekends. She uses the picture-in-picture to watch MTV and cartoons at the same time.