Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)
Misadventures in Babysitting (2001)
Adam Lamberg: David 'Gordo' Gordon
Quotes
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Lizzie : Kate babysits? Since when does Kate babysit? Oh, why don't they just make her queen of the world and be done with it.
Gordo : Babysitting sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Why don't you do it?
Lizzie : I don't babysit. I get baby-sat.
Miranda : And plus, babysitting jobs are hard to get. Parents want to make sure you're mature enough.
Gordo : Well, I guess Kate sort of does give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability...
Miranda : We get it, Gordo. She's stacked.
Gordo : Yes. Yes, she is.
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[Mr. McGuire, who Lizzie, Gordo and Miranda think is a burglar, is hit in the crotch with a paint can]
Gordo : [to Lizzie and Miranda] You guys have to trust me. You have no idea how much that hurts.
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Lizzie : Okay, Gordo. Imagine you live in a boring suburb where all the houses look alike and everybody's predictable.
Gordo : I do live in a boring suburb where all the houses look alike and everyone's predictable. Thank you.
Lizzie : Okay, but if you could pick any business you wanted on Main Street, what would it be?
Gordo : A bookstore containing the works of Navajo and Greek philosophers, a coffeehouse where people only discussed music and politics, a thousand-foot water slide ending in a swim-up counter where they serve free deep-fried pizza and Tyra Banks would be the mayor. I've given this a lot of thought.
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Lizzie : This had better come out of the carpet, Matt.
[to Miranda]
Lizzie : What'd you give him grape juice for? I told you ginger ale. At least ginger ale isn't purple.
Miranda : Grape juice was the only thing that would shut him up. He won't do a thing you say.
Lizzie : Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up now.
Matt McGuire : No.
Miranda : See?
Lizzie : Zip it!
Miranda : Why should I? He won't.
Lizzie : Matt, starting right now, you do everything I tell you or I'll tell Mom and Dad.
Matt McGuire : Nuh-uh. You want Mom and Dad to think you're a good babysitter, so you're going to say things went great.
Lizzie : Then I'll squash you like a bug instead.
Matt McGuire : Then I'll tell Mom and Dad. Face it. I'm in charge here.
Lizzie : No. I'm in charge here.
Gordo : Matt, what do you say we go upstairs and find you a clean shirt?
Matt McGuire : Okay.
Lizzie : How come he does what you say?
Gordo : Well, I'm an older male. He's impressed by me.
Lizzie : Well, I'm in charge here and he's supposed to do what I say, not what you say.
Gordo : Who cares who says to do it? He needs a new shirt. He's as sticky as the floor of a movie theater.
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Kate Sanders : Hey, Gordo, do you know where the nearest Software Shack is?
Gordo : Yeah. It's over on Collins Street.
Kate Sanders : Would they have that software that designs cities and towns and stuff?
Gordo : You mean CyberTown Maker? They should.
Lizzie : Okay, Kate, we're supposed to do this assignment ourselves.
Kate Sanders : Whatever.
Lizzie : You're supposed to use your imagination, not have some computer do it for you. Gordo, why didn't you tell me there was a program like that?