Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Misadventures in Babysitting (2001)

Lalaine: Miranda Sanchez

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• Lizzie : Kate babysits? Since when does Kate babysit? Oh, why don't they just make her queen of the world and be done with it.

  Gordo : Babysitting sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Why don't you do it?

  Lizzie : I don't babysit. I get baby-sat.

  Miranda : And plus, babysitting jobs are hard to get. Parents want to make sure you're mature enough.

  Gordo : Well, I guess Kate sort of does give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability...

  Miranda : We get it, Gordo. She's stacked.

  Gordo : Yes. Yes, she is.

• Miranda : [about their school project]  Where do they come up with these moronic assignments?

  Lizzie : The Moronic Assignment Study Guide. It's like this thick.

  Gordo : Let me guess. That's how tall Tom Cruise is.

  Miranda : Tom Cruise isn't short. He just has small bones.

• Lizzie : This had better come out of the carpet, Matt.

  [to Miranda] 

  Lizzie : What'd you give him grape juice for? I told you ginger ale. At least ginger ale isn't purple.

  Miranda : Grape juice was the only thing that would shut him up. He won't do a thing you say.

  Lizzie : Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up now.

  Matt McGuire : No.

  Miranda : See?

  Lizzie : Zip it!

  Miranda : Why should I? He won't.

  Lizzie : Matt, starting right now, you do everything I tell you or I'll tell Mom and Dad.

  Matt McGuire : Nuh-uh. You want Mom and Dad to think you're a good babysitter, so you're going to say things went great.

  Lizzie : Then I'll squash you like a bug instead.

  Matt McGuire : Then I'll tell Mom and Dad. Face it. I'm in charge here.

  Lizzie : No. I'm in charge here.

  Gordo : Matt, what do you say we go upstairs and find you a clean shirt?

  Matt McGuire : Okay.

  Lizzie : How come he does what you say?

  Gordo : Well, I'm an older male. He's impressed by me.

  Lizzie : Well, I'm in charge here and he's supposed to do what I say, not what you say.

  Gordo : Who cares who says to do it? He needs a new shirt. He's as sticky as the floor of a movie theater.