Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Just Friends (2002)

Robert Carradine: Sam McGuire

Quotes 

• Jo McGuire : And since when did you become such an expert on teenage girls?

  Sam McGuire : Well, I got dumped by enough of them. I got cut loose by every girl I ever liked.

• Jo McGuire : Matt, what are you doing?

  Matt McGuire : [in a slow, mad scientist-type voice]  Inventing the potion that will usher in thousands of years of evil... haa!

  Jo McGuire : Okay. Well, don't break anything.

  Sam McGuire : And don't touch my pineapple chunks. I'm making fruit kebabs later.