Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Jack of All Trades (2001)

Jake Thomas: Matt McGuire

Quotes 

• Matt : Well, Matt's all right. It's just there's four guys in my class named Matt and I just want to stand out. M-Dogg just feels more me.

  Sam McGuire : I knew we should have named him Dylan.

  Matt : There are seven Dylans.

• Matt : Yo, Mom. What's up?

  Jo McGuire : You're not going to school like that. Go upstairs and change into something less Barnum and Bailey.

  Matt : Word. Can I at least wear my do-rag?

  Lizzie McGuire : Uh, I don't think Snoop wears cranberry.

• Lizzie McGuire : Matt, do you have any more markers? Matt!

  Matt : There's no one here named Matt.

  Lizzie McGuire : Fine. Yo, M-Dogg, hook me up with another marker.

  Matt : Nope. You called me you know what. You punked me. Now you must pay.

  Lizzie McGuire : Okay, Matt. I'm not joking. I have to finish my project.

  Matt : Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

  Lizzie McGuire : M-Dogg, if you don't want your little homeys to know that you sleep on geeky, action hero sheets, hand over that marker, pronto!

  [Matt tosses the marker to Lizzie] 

  Lizzie McGuire : Much love, bro. Peace.