Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Jack of All Trades (2001)

Lalaine: Miranda Sanchez

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Quotes 

• Miranda : [to Gordo]  Everyone knows that you're the Tiger Woods of term papers.

• [Gordo and Miranda are discussing why their science teacher, Mr. Pettus, seemingly hates him] 

  Miranda : Did he ever find out that you put that dead frog in his pocket?

  Gordo : It was alive when I put it there.

• Miranda : Okay, forget everything else I said about a career. Whatever I decide to do. I want to make a lot of money.

  Gordo : I thought you were all about following your passions.

  Miranda : One of my passions is money.

• Miranda : I'm going to be a Navy SEAL?

  Lizzie McGuire : Cosmetologist?

  Gordo : Blackjack dealer?

• Miranda : Okay, there is no way I'm going to be a Navy SEAL. A, you have to get your hair wet. B, you have to get up early and C, you have to get your hair wet!

  Lizzie McGuire : Hmm, cosmetologist. I never really thought about it, although I do have a flair for french-braiding hair.

  Miranda : Yes, you do. Did I mention I'm not getting my hair wet?

  Gordo : Hey, Monica and Rachel. Can we talk about something besides hair? Like why I'm supposed to be a blackjack dealer.