Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

I Do, I Don't (2001)

Hilary Duff: Lizzie McGuire

Quotes 

• [Lizzie is jealous because in a mock marriage arrangement in social studies class, Miranda has been paired with Ethan Craft while she is paired with Gordo. Her "husband" is telling her about the trash empire he plans to create but she is too busy looking at Miranda and Ethan. Gordo realises this and becomes annoyed] 

  Gordo : You know, Lizzie, I know we're best friends, but sometimes it feels like you take me for granted...

  [she still doesn't pay attention to him] 

  Gordo : ...like now!

  Lizzie : What?

  Gordo : [annoyed]  How do you think that makes me feel? We've been married less than a period and you're already jealous of someone else's husband!

• Gordo : [on the phone with the girls]  My trash empire could have been something big.

  [the girls snort and hang up on him] 

  Gordo : Hello? Hello?

  Lizzie , Miranda Sanchez : Guys.

  Gordo : Chicks.

• Gordo : Trash is gold, stinky gold but gold nonetheless.

  Lizzie : Whatever.

  Gordo : C'mon, Lizzie, gimme a hand here. You want the perfect marriage but you've been making zero effort.

  Lizzie : Gordo, quit nagging me!

  Gordo : Nagging you? I wouldn't have to nag you if you paid attention to me!

  Lizzie : Yeah, I would listen to you if you talked about something other than garbage!

  Gordo : Like what?

  Lizzie : Miranda and Ethan.

  Gordo : Hmm.

  [he nods. He looks a little hurt and rejected] 

• [at the mock 20th anniversary reunion, Lizzie is dressed in a suit while Gordo is wearing a garbageman's uniform] 

  Lizzie : I can't believe you're wearing that!

  Gordo : I'm a trashman. I'm proud of where I come from.

  Lizzie : Don't you care if we win?

  Gordo : No, I don't. Not any more. I care that ever since we got married, you've just seemed annoyed by me. I care that I feel like my best friend is taking me for granted.