- Mr. Dig: Different cultures have different standards of beauty. The Chinese prize tiny feet, Middle Eastern cultures are fascinated with the eyes, and some African tribes like elongated necks and enlarged earlobes.
- Larry Tudgeman: Oof, that's weird.
- Mr. Dig: Well, maybe weird to you, Mr. Tudgeman, but the women in Eastern Africa would find you disturbingly pale and bizarrely dressed.+
- Gordo: That's how the women here find him.
- Lizzie McGuire: Mom, dad, can I ask you guys a question?
- Jo McGuire: Sure.
- Lizzie McGuire: Where did I come from?
- Jo McGuire: Well, I'm from Wala Wala, Washington.
- Sam McGuire: And I'm from Kalamazoo.
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie] Face it. My parents are aliens.
- Lizzie McGuire: No, not like that. I mean where did our family come from.
- Jo McGuire: I'm Polish, Swedish, French, Swiss, German, Hungarian and all the countries with heavy food. And you're what Scottish or Irish?