- Lizzie: You're looking at the school's new advice columnist, Gordo.
- Gordo: You? You don't give advice, you take it!
- Lizzie: [as animated version] Oh, I've got plenty of advice. Just none that I can say out loud.
- [back to reality]
- Lizzie: Oh, but that's where you're wrong. And my first piece of advice is for you to let me have the job, because if I don't take it, Ms. Dew will.
- Gordo: [quickly] You're hired.