- [Lizzie has just blurted out to her mother that she and Miranda want to go to the mall to buy their first bras. Gordo is a little freaked out by this revelation]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Mrs. McGuire, suddenly I don't want to go with you guys to the mall anymore.
- Jo McGuire: That's okay. You're uninvited.
- [Jo walks off with Lizzie and Miranda]
- Sam McGuire: Well, how about those, um, Mets? Huh?
- Matt: I don't care. I'm just glad we're not doing anything that has to do with bras.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I have to go home and do something. Anything. Anything but this.
- [Matt is entering a contest to become Jet Li's sidekick in his new movie. Sam wanted him to write an essay but Matt prefers Gordo's suggestion that they make a video and send it in]
- Gordo: Where's Matt?
- Sam McGuire: He's getting ready. I've got some interview questions for ya.
- [hands Gordo the pad that he was writing on]
- Gordo: [reading the questions] "What's your name?", "How old are you?", "Where do you go to school?"
- [Gordo looks unimpressed]
- Sam McGuire: [smiles] That is my absolute favourite.
- Gordo: These are *really* great questions, Mr. McGuire, but there -there are other ways we could go.
- [Matt jumps out and does a bad Kung Fu move]
- Gordo: Looking good, Matt. So, what I was thinking is that we shoot a couple of cool establishing shots. Matt raking in the Zen garden...
- Sam McGuire: We don't have a Zen garden. And what about my questions?
- Gordo: [trying to be polite] The questions aren't very...
- Matt: [shouts] Bor-ing!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [about David Carradine] Mr. McGuire, who was that guy?
- Sam McGuire: Gordo, I've known him all my life. He's like a brother to me.
- [the gang are talking on the phone]
- Lizzie: I can't believe you spent all afternoon with Matt and my dad.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Hey, Matt and your dad are pretty cool. We made a kung fu movie, and considering the alternative, I'd say it was a good choice.
- Lizzie: Well, I don't think we'll have any girl only shopping trips for quite a while.
- Miranda Sanchez: Yeah, Gordo, it's safe to go with us to the mall again.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Cool. But when you start talking about shopping for school supplies, let me know when you mean school supplies or... school... supplies.
- [Lizzie and Miranda laughs]
- Kate Sanders: [Kate and Claire are walking over to Lizzie and Miranda; while they are shopping for their first bras. Lizzie and Miranda gasp as they see them] What are you guys doing here?
- [Lizzie and Miranda gasp as they see Claire]
- Claire Miller: [to Lizzie and Miranda] You must be lost! The dork section is on the first floor.
- [Kate and Claire chuckle to themselves]
- Lizzie: [her animated thought into her head pops up as Lizzie thinks to herself, while her animated thought bubble tries to lift a heavy box and cover the rip in her underwear] Is there any rule that Kate and her posse have to witness every moment of misery in my life?
- [the animated thought bubble disappears, and Lizzie replies to Claire and Kate]
- Lizzie: We're shopping!
- Miranda Sanchez: [to Kate and Claire] Yeah! Shopping!
- Kate Sanders: [giving Lizzie and Miranda glances] For what?
- Claire Miller: [snidely and rudely] They don't sell Underoos here!
- [Kate and Claire giggle to themselves]
- Mrs. Miller: [from the distance] Claire! Kate!
- Miranda Sanchez: [laughing at Kate and Claire] I can't believe you're shopping with Claire's *mom*!
- Lizzie: [indignantly] Yeah, we don't have to shop with *our* mom!
- Mrs. Miller: [Mrs Miller walks over to Claire, Kate, Lizzie and Miranda] Claire, there you are!
- [to Lizzie and Miranda]
- Mrs. Miller: Hi, Lizzie! Hi Miranda! I haven't seen you girls around for a while! Where's your mom?
- Lizzie: [to Mrs Miller] Oh, we get to shop by ourselves.
- [Miranda chuckles]
- Mrs. Miller: By yourselves? So do you need any help?
- Lizzie: [shaking her head no] N-N-No! No!
- Miranda Sanchez: We're fine!
- Mrs. Miller: [Mrs Miller prepares to leave] OK, then. Tell your moms I said hi!
- [Mrs Miller leaves]
- Claire Miller: [pointing across the room to Lizzie and Miranda] The footie pajamas are over *there* in the toddlers' section.
- Kate Sanders: [Kate and Claire laugh] Good one!
- [Kate high-fives Claire, as they both flip their hair, grab their shopping bags and leave]