- Mrs. Wortman: That's it. Clear your desks except for a pencil. Write your name on the upper right-hand corner of your papers and show all of your work.
- Miranda: [sarcastically] Great. A pop quiz.
- Gordo: Great! A pop quiz! I love the smell of pop quizzes in the morning.
- Angel Lieberman: What planet are you from again, Gor-dork?
- Lizzie: [to Gordo and Miranda at the detention hall] Isn't this the part where you're supposed to offer me comfort, guidance, I mean, anything? I am about to get killed!
- Angel Lieberman: [to Lizzie] Hey, Friz. Did you get the answers from Gor-dork?
- Lizzie: Okay. A, my name is Lizzie, not Friz. B, Gordo's no dork. He's one of my best friends and C, I don't cheat.
- Angel Lieberman: Fine. But if you think you're gonna be in my band now, you're so not and you, Lizzie McGuire are nver going to "L"-squared.
- Lizzie: Oh, I think I'll live.
- Jo McGuire: Matt, you are supposed to be home when the streetlights come on and the streetlights have been for exactly 7 minutes.
- [to Lizzie]
- Jo McGuire: Did you two plan this or something?
- Lizzie: Hey, don't lump me in with that double "E."
- Gordo: You must be suffering from post-traumatic detention syndrome. Why else would you be hanging out with Angel Lieberman? She's bad news, Lizzie.
- Angel Lieberman: [to Lizzie] I was supposed to be the first one in line to buy the new Eminem CD and then you had to go and open your big mouth just because I wanted to cheat off your paper.
- Lizzie: [animated alter ego] If I agree with everything she says, maybe she won't hurt me.
- Lizzie: [to Angel] So, why'd you sit down next to me?
- Angel Lieberman: Look around. Like I'm really going to spend my valuable detention time talking to this bunch of double E's.
- Lizzie: Double E's?
- Angel Lieberman: How many E's are there in geek?
- Lizzie: Two.
- Angel Lieberman: And in dweeb?
- Lizzie: Two. Oh, double E. Geeks and dweebs. I got it. That's pretty good.
- Lizzie: [to Miranda as she covers up her pizza] Hey, what are you doing? The cheese is going to get all gross.
- Miranda: I'm hiding the evidence. You obviously lost your mind and went off campus.
- Angel Lieberman: Ooh, can't get anything past you, can't you, Sanchez?
- Miranda: Don't you have a car to steal or something?
- [Angel and Miranda glare at each other]
- Lizzie: Okay, come on, you guys. Come on. Miranda, it's no B.D. B.D? Big deal?
- Lizzie: You guys just don't know Angel the way I do.
- Miranda: Yeah, and let's keep it that way.
- Lizzie: Okay, so maybe she's a little rough around the edges, but she knows about some really cool stuff.
- Gordo: Like parole?
- Lizzie: She has an answer for everything.
- Miranda: Yeah, but she usually takes the Fifth.