Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Bad Girl McGuire (2001)

Hilary Duff: Lizzie McGuire

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• Lizzie : [to Gordo and Miranda at the detention hall]  Isn't this the part where you're supposed to offer me comfort, guidance, I mean, anything? I am about to get killed!

• Gordo : This is Lizzie, right? Lizzie "Good Girl" McGuire?

  Lizzie : Hey, I'm not such a good girl all the time. Am I?

  Gordo : Sorry, Lizzie, but you're kind of the good girl prototype.

• Angel Lieberman : [to Lizzie]  Hey, Friz. Did you get the answers from Gor-dork?

  Lizzie : Okay. A, my name is Lizzie, not Friz. B, Gordo's no dork. He's one of my best friends and C, I don't cheat.

  Angel Lieberman : Fine. But if you think you're gonna be in my band now, you're so not and you, Lizzie McGuire are nver going to "L"-squared.

  Lizzie : Oh, I think I'll live.

• Lizzie : [to Matt]  Staying up late again tonight?

  Matt : No way. I'm exhausted. I asked Mom and Dad to give me back my bedtime.

  Lizzie : Funny. In a way, I just got my bedtime back, too.

  Matt : You are really dumb.

  Lizzie : No, but sometimes it may seem that way.

  Matt : No, you really are.

• Jo McGuire : Matt, you are supposed to be home when the streetlights come on and the streetlights have been for exactly 7 minutes.

  [to Lizzie] 

  Jo McGuire : Did you two plan this or something?

  Lizzie : Hey, don't lump me in with that double "E."

• Lizzie : If I'm train "A" and Angel's train "B", we're about to have a major collision.

• Angel Lieberman : [to Lizzie]  I was supposed to be the first one in line to buy the new Eminem CD and then you had to go and open your big mouth just because I wanted to cheat off your paper.

  Lizzie : [animated alter ego]  If I agree with everything she says, maybe she won't hurt me.

• Lizzie : [to Angel]  So, why'd you sit down next to me?

  Angel Lieberman : Look around. Like I'm really going to spend my valuable detention time talking to this bunch of double E's.

  Lizzie : Double E's?

  Angel Lieberman : How many E's are there in geek?

  Lizzie : Two.

  Angel Lieberman : And in dweeb?

  Lizzie : Two. Oh, double E. Geeks and dweebs. I got it. That's pretty good.

• Lizzie : [to Miranda as she covers up her pizza]  Hey, what are you doing? The cheese is going to get all gross.

  Miranda : I'm hiding the evidence. You obviously lost your mind and went off campus.

  Angel Lieberman : Ooh, can't get anything past you, can't you, Sanchez?

  Miranda : Don't you have a car to steal or something?

  [Angel and Miranda glare at each other] 

  Lizzie : Okay, come on, you guys. Come on. Miranda, it's no B.D. B.D? Big deal?

• Lizzie : You guys just don't know Angel the way I do.

  Miranda : Yeah, and let's keep it that way.

  Lizzie : Okay, so maybe she's a little rough around the edges, but she knows about some really cool stuff.

  Gordo : Like parole?

  Lizzie : She has an answer for everything.

  Miranda : Yeah, but she usually takes the Fifth.