- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: [to the tune of Rolling on the River] I left a good tool in the city/ I left it on the counter back in '93/ But I never saw another tool just like it/ 'Til I went to the Hardware Hut in N-Y-C/ Cause the screwdriver keep on turnin'
- Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw: [joining in with Overton] Turnin'
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: Ball sander keep on burnin'
- Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw: Burnin'
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: Turnin'
- Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw: Turnin'
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: And Burnin'
- Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw: Burnin'
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones: Burnin' on the river
- Overton 'Obie' Wakefield Jones, Maxine 'Max' Felice Shaw: Burnin' on the ri-ver