- Theodore Cleaver: Hey, Mom, would you do me a favor?
- June Cleaver: What is it?
- Theodore Cleaver: Would you make Wally invite me to his party?
- June Cleaver: Beaver, that won't be necessary. Wally already told me he wants you to come.
- Theodore Cleaver: No fooling? Gee, I don't know whether he's getting nicer, or I'm getting less goony.
- June Cleaver: Beaver, do you think Wally is still upset at not getting that scholarship?
- Theodore Cleaver: No I don't think so Mom. I think Wally's too well adjusted.
- June Cleaver: Well where did you get that phrase?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well that's what our teacher at school keeps saying he wishes we all were.