- Adam Schiff: Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Leob, and who do we have?
- Jack McCoy: Beavis and Butthead.
- [trying to prosecute two thrill-killers]
- Jack McCoy: I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take them out to Battery Park and hang them by the scrotum.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: A thrill killing. I take it back, Lennie: some people don't need a reason.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I guess the Macarena wasn't exciting enough for them.
- Jamie Ross: Killers are protected by the church, the law says two people can fire the same bullet and now the victim's mom forgives the murderer. You figure it out.
- Jack McCoy: You don't think you could?
- Jamie Ross: Forgive him? No.
- Jack McCoy: Neither could I. What does that say about us?
- Tagger: [after being arrested in the bathroom] I want my pants!
- Detective Rey Curtis: Why, Dale? I don't see anything here worth covering up.
- Detective Tony Profaci: [after Briscoe has lost a suspect on foot] You OK?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [out of breath] Just shoot me, will you?