Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Who's That with Barry and Glenda? - It's Not Barry and Glenda (2004)

Howard Gange: Jogger

Quotes 

• 1st PC : What's she packed you?

  2nd PC : I don't know.

  [inspects a sandwich] 

  2nd PC : What do you think?

  Jogger : [runs up]  There's a bloke in those trees, with a gun!

  [runs off] 

  2nd PC : What do you think?

  1st PC : I think it's fish paste.

  2nd PC : What about him and his tale of the bloke with the gun?

  1st PC : Seems quite excitable to me.

  2nd PC : Unreliable witness.

  1st PC : He'd be useless in court. He'd go to pieces.

  2nd PC : At the risk of being overzealous or madly keen, don't you think we should investigate further?

  1st PC : There's no need. It's fish paste.