Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Who's That with Barry and Glenda? - It's Not Barry and Glenda (2004)

Kathy Staff: Nora Batty

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : No!

  Nora Batty : No what?

  Alvin : I'm not available for romantic purposes.

  Nora Batty : Look as if you never were. And that makes two of us.

  Alvin : Go away. I'm busy.

  Nora Batty : You'll be busier in a moment, dodging this brush.

• Alvin : Give us a hand.

  Nora Batty : I don't want any familiarities if I come close.

  Alvin : Familiarities! I'd sooner grab a hot welding rod.

  Nora Batty : You'll think you have grabbed one if you try anything on with me.

  Alvin : You! You're bad-tempered, foul and horrible.

  Nora Batty : Yes, and that's just on the surface. Underneath I can be really unpleasant.