- [first lines]
- Clegg: What do you think about birthdays?
- Truly: I think I've had too many of 'em.
- Clegg: No, I mean, what do you think of other people's birthdays?
- Truly: Oh, I can stand them.
- Clegg: Good. 'Cause it's, uh, it's mine tomorrow.
- Truly: Oh. Happy Birth...
- Clegg: Don't start. I don't want any fuss; I, I hate all that. They used to be harmless; nobody really bothered, but now, it's, it's like a circus.
- Clegg: You don't want balloons?
- Clegg: Excuse me while I go and upchuck behind that bush.
- Clegg: By the way, I, uh, I've noticed that you... haven't asked me how old I am.
- Truly: Well, I may have a go at pulling your leg, but I'm not a sadist.
- Clegg: I can't remember what it's like not to have a bus pass.
- Truly: Time passes quickly when you're older.
- Clegg: I could do with thirty-six hours a day.
- Truly: Mostly sleeping.