Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg (2003)
Peter Sallis: Clegg
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Clegg : What do you think about birthdays?
Truly : I think I've had too many of 'em.
Clegg : No, I mean, what do you think of other people's birthdays?
Truly : Oh, I can stand them.
Clegg : Good. 'Cause it's, uh, it's mine tomorrow.
Truly : Oh. Happy Birth...
Clegg : Don't start. I don't want any fuss; I, I hate all that. They used to be harmless; nobody really bothered, but now, it's, it's like a circus.
Clegg : You don't want balloons?
Clegg : Excuse me while I go and upchuck behind that bush.
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Clegg : By the way, I, uh, I've noticed that you... haven't asked me how old I am.
Truly : Well, I may have a go at pulling your leg, but I'm not a sadist.
Clegg : I can't remember what it's like not to have a bus pass.
Truly : Time passes quickly when you're older.
Clegg : I could do with thirty-six hours a day.
Truly : Mostly sleeping.