Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Second Husband and the Showgirls (2003)

Peter Sallis: Clegg

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Quotes 

• Clegg : [about Billy]  You'll have to excuse him; his mother was frightened at birth.

  Landlord : What by?

  Clegg : Him.

• Billy : The is going to be a laugh a minute. He wants taking somewhere where we can live him up a bit.

  Clegg : Not everybody drinks, you know.

  Billy : Yeah, I read that.

• Ivy : Who do you think's going to be listening to your business? You don't think anybody's interested in your business!

  [to Billy] 

  Ivy : Who is he?

  Billy : His tango instructor.

  Ivy : Tango you in a minute!

  Clegg : No, they're, um, they're sort of vaguely related.

  Ivy : Oh, you mean like Billy is to his brains.

  Billy : I love coming here. Just like being at 'ome.