- [first lines]
- Barry: [about his car] Oh, she looks great when she's been polished, Glenda. I think she likes it. I think she likes me.
- Glenda: Come inside, Barry.
- Barry: But I can't see her if I'm inside.
- Glenda: I want to talk to you.
- [they go inside]
- Barry: What is it?
- Glenda: Come inside, Barry, and sit down.
- Barry: What's wrong?
- Glenda: Nothing's wrong. I just want a word with you.
- Barry: I knew it; something's wrong.
- Glenda: I don't want you to get upset, Barry.
- Barry: You're in love with somebody! While I've been cleaning the car, you've been swept of your feet by some Romeo. Oh, Glenda, tell me it's not a pedestrian.
- Glenda: I'm in love with *you*!
- Barry: Then why are you leaving me?
- Glenda: Nobody's leaving you.
- Barry: Then why am I sitting here, waiting for bad news?
- Glenda: It's not really bad news. Mother's coming for tea.
- Barry: Couldn't you have had a Romeo? Only joking.
- [pause]
- Barry: No, what's to joke about? Your mother's coming for tea.
- [last lines]
- Billy: [being carried on a stretcher] I tell thee what, the ale's improving round here.
- [gives 'Cat Creature' cry]
- Truly: I find there's only one thing to do when a serious discussion like this is going nowhere. It's an old explorer's trick, Alvin. You take a bearing on the sun; you divide it by pi R squared, and you find it's opening time.