Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Lair of the Cat Creature (2003)

Mike Grady: Barry

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• [first lines] 

  Barry : [about his car]  Oh, she looks great when she's been polished, Glenda. I think she likes it. I think she likes me.

  Glenda : Come inside, Barry.

  Barry : But I can't see her if I'm inside.

  Glenda : I want to talk to you.

  [they go inside] 

  Barry : What is it?

  Glenda : Come inside, Barry, and sit down.

  Barry : What's wrong?

  Glenda : Nothing's wrong. I just want a word with you.

  Barry : I knew it; something's wrong.

  Glenda : I don't want you to get upset, Barry.

  Barry : You're in love with somebody! While I've been cleaning the car, you've been swept of your feet by some Romeo. Oh, Glenda, tell me it's not a pedestrian.

  Glenda : I'm in love with *you*!

  Barry : Then why are you leaving me?

  Glenda : Nobody's leaving you.

  Barry : Then why am I sitting here, waiting for bad news?

  Glenda : It's not really bad news. Mother's coming for tea.

  Barry : Couldn't you have had a Romeo? Only joking.

  [pause] 

  Barry : No, what's to joke about? Your mother's coming for tea.

• Truly : Barry, you look as if you could do with a change. We require a lift to the lair of the cat creature.

  Barry : Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Truelove, but me mother-in-law's coming to tea.

  Truly : Barry, I am talking legendary creature, fierce and watchful.

  Barry : Me too, Mr. Truelove.