Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Compo's Suit (1973)

Michael Bates: Blamire

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Quotes 

• Compo : Why should I go through life alone?

  Blamire : Because you're old and ugly and repulsive.

  Compo : Oh, I'm not all that old.

• [last lines] 

  Compo : She were a brandy drinker. I thought I'd get her drunk and have me way with her.

  Blamire : You disgusting creature. What happened?

  Compo : She had to carry me home. Then this morning she were gone wi' all me clobber.

  [Blamire and Clegg burst out laughing] 

  Compo : It's not funny!

  Blamire : It's hilarious, you dozy clown!