- [last lines]
- Alvin: [dressed as a clown] Come on, lass, what does make you laugh? D'you like a good joke?
- Nora Batty: No!
- Alvin: Would you like a bad joke?
- Nora Batty: No!
- Alvin: Well, what does make you laugh? Whoaagh!
- [Alvin falls down the stairs]
- Alvin: [Nora bursts out laughing and Alvin snaps her photo]
- Alvin: Gotcha.