Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Pâté and Chips (1973)

Bill Owen: Compo

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Blamire : [to Clegg]  Here, time you and I were home.

  Compo : No, no! One, one for t' road.

  [Compo opens a can] 

  Compo : Here's wishing me every success with my daily treble and Mrs Batty.

  [drinks] 

  Blamire : In that order?

  Compo : Not... not necessarily.

  [Compo passes the can to Clegg] 

  Clegg : Here's to me brother-in-law who shows deep tact and understanding by keeping out of me way.

  [drinks] 

  Clegg : [Clegg passes the can to Blamire] 

  Blamire : Aah. Well, here's to the lady that managed the NAAFI in Oswestry during the war. The one with the glasses.

  [drinks] 

• Compo : Ah, there's no pleasure like lying abed like it used to be when I was supposed to be at work.

• Compo : Have thee got any dripping, Sid?

  Blamire : That went out with the depression.

  Clegg : Nay, Sid went out with the depression, then he goes and marries it.

  Sid : Tha's not far wrong, either.

• Compo : I should fetch a shovel old lad, he's crapped all over t'carpet.