Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Lipstick and Other Problems (2000)
Peter Sallis: Clegg
Quotes
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[first lines]
Howard : Morning, Cleggy.
Clegg : No.
Howard : No what?
Clegg : No anything. Means no; means not yes; means forget it, Howard.
Howard : All I said was good morning.
Clegg : Ah, that's very sneaky, Howard. Worming into people; wishing them good morning.
Howard : What makes you think I'm after something?
Clegg : Because you're always after something. Could you honestly pass the Pearl test? If I mentioned *her* name would you go whiter than white?
Howard : That's not fair. I always go white.
Clegg : Hmm.
Howard : You've upset me now, Cleggy. You really know how to hurt a person. I was on me way out. All I said was good morning.
Clegg : And you don't want anything?
Howard : An apology would be nice.
Clegg : Good morning, Howard.
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[last lines]
Truly : I think they took advantage of us there.
Compo : They gave us a good price.
Truly : We didn't want a motorbike.
Clegg : We didn't want them doing a lot of talking, either. We'd've had to leave town.
Compo : This big dillup made it worse.
Truly : I was trying to explain to them that I was Truly of the yard. Wasn't my fault he thought I said Trudy.
Compo : Trudy of the yard! Ooh, I like it.
Truly : I just hope word never gets back to my colleagues in head-tapping and genital redesign. I shall be straight off their Christmas-card list.
Clegg : Norman Clegg, they'll say, ran off to be a bag-lady.