Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses the Gulf Stream (2003)
Tom Owen: Tom
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Billy : I saw Gavin Hinchcliffe yesterday.
[pause]
Billy : There's no need to get excited.
Tom : Yesterday I was interviewing a bank manager.
Truly : You, in a bank? Huh. Must have been a river bank.
Billy : I bet I haven't seen Gavin Hinchcliffe since we were at school.
Truly : Huh.
Billy : He looked just the same.
Clegg : Does it suit him, still being in short trousers?
Billy : No, nervous and twitchy. He must have jumped three foot in the air when I clapped him on the back and said, "How do, Gavin?"
Truly : I can understand that. It'd scare me on a sudden appearance, and I've got nerves of steel.
Clegg : Pass.
Truly : What I can't understand is what was Tom doing in a bank.
Tom : I often go to a bank.
Truly : Could one ask what for? It's not as if you had any chance of getting any money.
Tom : It's like Wembley; you go for the atmosphere.
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Tom : They could be barmy. Which is a good way to be if you don't want to stand out around here.