Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Getting Barry's Goat (2001)

Christopher Beeny: Repo Man

Quotes 

• Repo Man : Mrs Simmonite?

  Mrs. Avery : There is no Mrs Simmonite. Or let's put it this way: if there is, I'll kill him.

  Repo Man : Well, the fact is I'm looking for Mr Simmonite.

  Mrs. Avery : I know the feeling.

  Repo Man : We have the information that he now lives at this address.

  Mrs. Avery : He does, and we're not moving ever again.

  Repo Man : Oh, well, that will be of some interest to my company. Mr Simmonite is behind on his payments on several items, and I'd very much like a word with him.

  Mrs. Avery : Who?

  Repo Man : Mr Simmonite!

  Mrs. Avery : Never heard of him.

  Repo Man : When will he be in?

  Mrs. Avery : How dare you come round here bothering a poor old widow woman who lives alone!