- [last lines]
- Billy: How come she was chaining herself to railings?
- Truly: Seemed rude to enquire.
- Billy: Pity. It might of been some sort of club the missus could have joined.
- Clegg: Bring your own railing.
- Billy: I could have bought her some, for her birthday.
- Clegg: I think that's sweet.
- Truly: If you're going to keep spoiling her, she's always going to be difficult.
- Billy: That's true. Let her buy her own railings.