Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Earnshaw Strikes Again (1979)

Brian Wilde: Foggy

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Compo moans] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : Stop squirming about!

  Compo Simmonite : I'm bored!

  Foggy Dewhurst : How can you be bored?

  Compo Simmonite : It's easy. You just go

  [moans] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : You've got your health, and your strength, all those fascinating holes in your garments. If you want to do something, why don't you do something about them?

  Compo Simmonite : Ah, I'm fed up! Nothing ever happens round here.

  Norman Clegg : Well, be fair. We had a war in 1939.

  Compo Simmonite : Aye, and that were an away match.

• [last lines] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : And I've heard quite enough about Earnshaw for one day. Y' know it's very distressing for a man of my scientific outlook to be rubbing shoulders with a couple of... superstitious idiots like you two. Now, I want you to repeat after me: there is no Earnshaw. There is no Earnshaw. There is no Earnshaw. There is no...

  [water burst through the wall] 

  Foggy Dewhurst : No, uh. Get a cork.

• Compo Simmonite : Look, Foggy. Some folk are Catholic, some folk are C of E, I'm Yorkshire.

  Foggy Dewhurst : Typical, isn't it? Typical. He thinks Jerusalem is somewhere between Leeds and Bradford.