Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Beware the Vanilla Slice (1999)

Bill Owen: Compo

Quotes 

• Truly : But you were in the water three times.

  Compo : So what?

  Truly : Didn't leave you with a taste for it, did it? You've not been back that often since.

  Compo : What, and lose all my natural oils?

• Compo : I've still got skin like a twenty year-old.

  Clegg : You've just been folding it badly.

  Compo : It's supposed to be non-iron.

• Compo : I wonder if Marina wants to buy a lawnmower.

  Clegg : She has this gentleman friend who cuts it for her every week.

  Truly : Does Howard know?

  Clegg : It *is* Howard.