Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction (2003)

Juliette Kaplan: Pearl

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Pearl is hoovering while Howard reads a book] 

  Pearl : 'Scuse me, is there anybody home? This is your captain speaking. We're approaching some turbulence.

  [turns off the hoover] 

  Pearl : The house is on fire.

  Howard : Ah, that's nice.

  Pearl : I'm leaving you, Howard; I've had a better offer. It's not a very good offer, but it's better than the one I've got.

  [grabs the novel from Howard] 

  Pearl : What is it with you and this book?

  Howard : It's terrific. He's so heroic.

  Pearl : Right up your street.

  Howard : The Adventures of El Lobo - the Wolf; the Smiling Bandit and his struggles against the oppressors of his people.

  Pearl : But can he clean a good window?

  Howard : He could have been me if I'd been born in South America. You can't do that kind of stuff round here. I bet they'd laugh if you wore a sombrero.

  [Pearl looks Howard over and laughs]