Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

An Apple a Day (2004)

Kathy Staff: Nora Batty

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• [first lines] 

  Alvin : Hey-op! It's first aid from hell.

  Nora Batty : What're you doing today that's useful?

  Alvin : Uh. Well, give us a minute; I'll think of something

  Nora Batty : Too late. I've thought of something. You'll do nicely.

  Alvin : For what?

  Nora Batty : For doing a kindness. Taking an old person out for an hour. Give him a change.

  Alvin : He'll no longer be mobile when you finish bandaging him.

  Nora Batty : There's nothing wrong with him apart from loneliness. He doesn't need bandaging.

  Alvin : Well, that's never stopped you before.

  Nora Batty : You could do with a bandage between your nose and your chin.

  [hands him a piece of paper] 

  Nora Batty : There. That's where he lives.

  Alvin : Hey, he's miles away. Who's providing the transport?

  Nora Batty : That's your problem. I'm medical, not transport.

  Alvin : Wait! Where do you take people for a change? Suppose he's already been.