Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
An Apple a Day (2004)
Brian Murphy: Alvin
Quotes
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[first lines]
Alvin : Hey-op! It's first aid from hell.
Nora Batty : What're you doing today that's useful?
Alvin : Uh. Well, give us a minute; I'll think of something
Nora Batty : Too late. I've thought of something. You'll do nicely.
Alvin : For what?
Nora Batty : For doing a kindness. Taking an old person out for an hour. Give him a change.
Alvin : He'll no longer be mobile when you finish bandaging him.
Nora Batty : There's nothing wrong with him apart from loneliness. He doesn't need bandaging.
Alvin : Well, that's never stopped you before.
Nora Batty : You could do with a bandage between your nose and your chin.
[hands him a piece of paper]
Nora Batty : There. That's where he lives.
Alvin : Hey, he's miles away. Who's providing the transport?
Nora Batty : That's your problem. I'm medical, not transport.
Alvin : Wait! Where do you take people for a change? Suppose he's already been.